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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more

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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more

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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled ou... more

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Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more

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